Crypto Avengers Assemble: what’s Trump planning

GM. The Each day Squeeze: the place blockchain will get diced, sliced, and blended right into a fruit salad of crypto chaos.

👑 Donald Trump nominates David O. Sacks to be “White Home AI & Crypto Czar.”

🤠 Hawk Tuah lady’s rug pull drama is unfolding.

🍋 Information drops: STEPN x Adidas are dropping bodily sneakers for NFT holders, Pump.enjoyable will get banned within the UK + extra

🍍 Market taste right now

The Worry and Greed Index dipped to 72 right now, so we have moved from “AAAA LFG TO THE MOON” to a extra chill “yup, nonetheless hyped.” That $100K second was just about like a teen going by means of puberty – Bitcoin insists it wasn’t only a part (spoiler alert: it was, type of – it spent many of the day throughout the $95K – 100K vary).

Jamie Coutts from Actual Imaginative and prescient gave us a fast actuality verify: these all-time highs have been reached “within the face of a deteriorating liquidity backdrop.” If issues worsen, the rally could possibly be short-lived. But when they ease up, BTC’s gonna shoot up once more after a pullback.

TL;DR: Brief-term appears chaotic; long-term remains to be very bullish.

Analysts over at Bernstein additionally see a optimistic greater image. Their prediction? Bitcoin’s gonna change gold as the primary “retailer of worth” over the following decade. Speak to me.

Lengthy story quick, for now, BTC’s grounded – however you know it is staring out the window and plotting one thing massive. Your job? Keep alert so you possibly can catch it within the act 🕵️

🥝 Memecoin harvest

Who’s driving the hype prepare right now? 🚂

Why? Roaring Kitty posted a bizarre subliminal message on X, and the group did what it needed to do.

Coinbase listed the memecoin – and so the celebration began.

The token blew up in October when somebody despatched $40K value of it to Terminal of Truths – an AI shitposter bot on X.

One other AI Agent token.

🦸 The Crypto Avengers

Donald Trump is out right here amassing pro-crypto individuals in his staff like they’re Infinity Stones. And the lineup’s trying fairly hearth thus far, tbh:

VP: JD Vance – BTC holder;

SEC Chair: Paul Atkins – extra about him right here;

Treasury Secretary: Scott Bessent – hedge fund supervisor, crypto = freedom advocate;

Secretary of Commerce: Howard Lutnick – crypto bull, has that “BTC is gold 2.0 and ought to be tradable in every single place” vibe to him;

Division of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE): Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy – no additional feedback right here… the title speaks for itself.

And I would like DJ Khaled to drag up now, ‘trigger we have ANOTHER ONE 🥰

Trump introduced Solana bull David O. Sacks as his decide for “White Home AI & Crypto Czar.” To start with, wtf is that? Second of all, I am listenin’.

Trump says this function is about ensuring the US stays aggressive in AI and crypto, two areas he calls vital for the longer term. This is what Sacks will probably be as much as:

Defending free speech on-line;
Steering the US away from Huge Tech bias and censorship;
Serving to construct a CLEAR authorized framework for crypto (our prayers have been answered, lastly).

All thought-about, I am not saying that is bullish, however… yeah, it’s very bullish 🚀

🤪 Pull a rug on that thang

Each from time to time, random individuals say the dumbest sh*t, go viral, after which abruptly – they are a meme-turned-celebrity.

A number of years in the past, we had the Money Me Ousside lady. She took her second of fame and turned it right into a rap profession. And never even the noname SoundCloud one – she’s received options with massive names within the trade + tons of of hundreds of thousands of views.

And now, there’s the Hawk Tuah lady. If you happen to’re a doom-scrolling enjoyer  (✋😃🤚 responsible!), you have undoubtedly seen her (and, at this level, you probably wanna throw up while you hear that catchphrase).

Her actual title’s Haliey Welch, and she or he’s additionally cashed in on her viral second – her podcast known as Speak Tuah is now #5 globally.

May’ve been a superb success story… however she determined to get into memecoins. The HAWK token launched.

This token did pop off in a short time, reaching a market cap of $500M. However then, guess what? 🤠 She rugged, and it dipped to $25M 🤠 What a shock 🤠

Seems, 95% of the provision was held by one insider cluster, however, clearly, Welch and her staff swore they hadn’t bought a single token.

Naturally, crypto whistleblower Coffeezilla needed to get entangled – he joined an X Area with the HAWK gang to name them out on all of the, , dumping on followers. Their response? Take a chill capsule, bro.

… A WHAT NOW?

So, what’s subsequent? Regulation corporations wanna sue Welch. And for the remainder of us? If this yr’s gazillions of celebrity-backed rug pulls have not taught us something, idk what’s going to.

🍋 Information drops

👟 STEPN GO x Adidas introduced their first-ever bodily product: limited-edition Ultraboost 5 kicks. These unhealthy boys drop by way of 4 raffles from December 13-17, with two completely for NFT holders.

🥊 The SEC fired again at Binance, Binance.US, and CZ with the identical arguments about operating an unregistered securities trade. Ripple’s CLO known as out the regulator’s wild declare that crypto has “no inherent worth.”

⛔️ Pump.enjoyable is not accessible within the UK. The ban comes three days after the FCA gave the platform a warning.

🐧 Pudgy Penguins are launching their very own token, PENGU. It will drop on Solana with a complete provide of 88,888,888,888.

🇨🇦 USDC is formally the primary stablecoin to verify all of the containers for Canada’s new itemizing guidelines. This implies it is secure from being delisted by the top of this yr.

🧃 Sip of information

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