We’re deep within the forest, tenting collectively. Wrapped in blankets, sitting on previous fishing chairs beside the crackling firepit.
The night time’s a bit spooky. However that is the purpose – it is Halloween, in spite of everything.
“How ’bout I let you know some horror tales?” I say.
“Certain,” you grin. “However skip the Pennywise, Freddy Krueger kind stuff. None of that scares me anymore.”
“Oh, belief me,” I reply. “That is scarier than any clown or chainsaw.”
I lean nearer to the fireplace.
“I am speaking about… crypto horror tales.”
*thunder sound*
1/ The Alternate That Vanished
As soon as upon a time, there was a crypto change referred to as Mt. Gox.
And it wasn’t just a few change – Mt. Gox was crypto. In 2013, it processed almost 70% of all Bitcoin trades.
However behind the screens, the change was bleeding. For years, hackers stole BTC via cracks within the code – fully unnoticed.
Then one chilly February morning in 2014, customers logged in and… they could not withdraw their cash.
Mt. Gox introduced: 850K BTC (value about $500M then and billions now) had been lacking.
Poor safety and mismanagement brought about the most important loss in early crypto historical past
The change went bankrupt, and collectors nonetheless await compensation.
To this present day, at any time when somebody says, “My cash are secure on the change,” an previous dealer someplace whispers again…
“Mt. Gox.”
2/ When the Code Rebelled
Ethereum’s early dream was pure: a decentralized utopia the place code dominated over greed.
In 2016, The DAO was born – a crowdfunded enterprise capitalist constructed fully on sensible contracts. The challenge raised $150M in ETH.
However code, like magic, hides curses.
One nameless hacker discovered a flaw in a sensible contract, and this flaw allowed them to empty ETH from the DAO’s treasury once more… and once more… and once more.
This resulted in ~$60M in ETH drained out.
Now, the cash wasn’t gone from the community – it was locked in a “baby DAO” managed by the hacker, however nonetheless seen on the blockchain.
Builders realized they may cease the thief by altering Ethereum’s historical past proper earlier than the theft took impact – mainly rolling the blockchain again to an earlier level and returning the stolen ETH.
However that broke one in all crypto’s core rules: the blockchain ought to by no means be rewritten.
Nonetheless, the devs made the controversial determination, and break up the blockchain in two:
👻 Ethereum (ETH) – the rescued chain;
👻 And Ethereum Traditional (ETC) – the untouched authentic.
And from that fork, the blockchain discovered worry…
3 / The CEO Who Took the Keys to His Grave
Within the winter of 2018, Gerald Cotten, founding father of QuadrigaCX, Canada’s largest change, flew to India.
Quickly after, one thing horrible occurred… He was declared lifeless – problems associated to Crohn’s illness, they stated.
And with him, $190M in consumer funds.
The change introduced that nobody else had entry to the corporate’s chilly wallets. No backups. No restoration. Only one man’s encrypted laptop computer, and a neighborhood left staring into the abyss.
Then got here the questions. Was he actually lifeless? Why have been cash shifting after his dying?
Netflix even made a documentary about it, however the fact stayed buried.
And now, each Halloween, somebody nonetheless checks the blockchain – half-hoping, half-dreading – to see these wallets come again to life.
4 / The Collapse Heard Across the World
Do Kwon promised stability – the proper stablecoin.
Not like different stablecoins like USDC or Tether, Terra’s UST wasn’t backed by {dollars} in a financial institution. It was algorithmic.
The thought was:
👻 If UST went beneath $1, you could possibly burn UST to mint $1 of LUNA, Terra’s sister token, and promote that LUNA for revenue;
👻 If UST went above $1, you could possibly mint UST by burning LUNA.
So the system relied on merchants doing this again and again to maintain UST glued to $1.
Traders poured in over $60B, lured by the “decentralized cash outdoors banks” narrative and Anchor’s (Terra’s principal app) 20% “risk-free” yield.
UST grew to become the #3 stablecoin by market cap. LUNA hit triple-digit costs. Terra seemed too massive to fail. Regulators, VCs, retail – everybody was watching. Do Kwon felt unstoppable.
However then, in Might 2022… the algorithm broke.
UST slipped beneath $1, merchants rushed to exit, and the peg unraveled. Each redemption for LUNA printed extra tokens, inflicting LUNA’s value to break down and accelerating the dying spiral.
Inside three days, each cash have been almost nugatory.
Retail traders begged for solutions as exchanges stopped withdrawals. Do Kwon tweeted, “Deploying extra capital – regular lads.”
However no capital might save them. Terra’s fall triggered a domino impact that consumed whole corporations.
It wasn’t only a failure. It was contagion.
5 / The Emperor’s New Alternate
Sam Bankman-Fried was crypto’s golden boy – a hoodie-wearing billionaire who preached “efficient altruism” and promised to make crypto respectable.
His change, FTX, was in every single place: stadium names, celeb advertisements, political handshakes.
Backstage, although, FTX secretly funneled billions in buyer deposits to its sister agency, Alameda Analysis – which gambled all of it away utilizing FTX’s personal token, FTT, as collateral.
However in November 2022, a leaked stability sheet uncovered the phantasm.
Binance publicly dumped its FTT holdings, panic erupted, and merchants rushed to withdraw. Inside days, billions vanished, and FTX froze withdrawals.
The empire collapsed, revealing an $8B gap and beautiful mismanagement.
Sam’s penthouse within the Bahamas grew to become a logo of betrayal; his empire, a cautionary story. Prosecutors referred to as it one of many largest monetary frauds in historical past.
And in 2024, SBF was sentenced to 25 years in jail.
FTX’s collapse shattered religion in crypto. Its ghost nonetheless haunts the trustless preferrred Satoshi Nakamoto dreamt of…
A department snaps behind us. We each freeze.
“Heard that?” you whisper.
“Yeah… is somebody there?” I ask, my voice cracking only a bit.
You go searching.
“I simply hope it is not Sam Bankman-Fried.”
“No, don’t fret,” I say. “He is in jail.”
The wind howls. The hearth glints.
Someplace at nighttime, footsteps crunch on dry leaves.
“…or is he?” 😈
Now you are within the know. However take into consideration your folks – they in all probability do not know. I ponder who might repair that… 😃🫵
Unfold the phrase and be the hero you already know you’re!
